Subject: Twisp and Catsby Print Date: January 21st 12:51AM

I bought one of these limited edition prints from Penny Arcade. They are going for a couple hundred dollars on eBay already which is insane. It is #468 of 500 and it is pretty swell. Comment on this

Subject: Common People Date: October 14th 11:08PM

An except from a song originally performed by "Pulp", but now it has been touched by the Vocal Stylings of the one, the only, William Shatner. Like a dog lying in a corner, They will bite you and never warn you Look out, they'll tear your insides out 'cos everybody hates a tourist Especially one who thinks It's all such a laugh Yeah! And the chip stains' grease Will come out in the bath You will never understand How it feels to live your life With no meaning or control And with nowhere left to go You are amazed that they exist And they burn so bright Whilst you can only wonder why Comment on this

Subject: Where's My Moose? Date: October 10th 3:51PM

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Subject: We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here. Date: October 2nd 2:53PM

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Subject: Everybody's gotta learn sometime Date: October 2nd 2:38PM

Wow. How ya doin? Comment on this

Subject: What if it breaks? Date: October 2nd 2:33PM

That's what I'm saying. Comment on this

Subject: It appears this is my first entry in two years. Date: October 2nd 2:27PM

Don't you know any other adjectives? This movie is terrific. Comment on this

Subject: Gmail Accounts Date: September 6th 5:12PM

I have 6 GMail accounts to give away. IM me (Goatbert) or e-mail me if you want an invite. Comment on this

Subject: Bees. Date: August 26th 8:10PM

So when Mark left for Maine he asked me to watch his pets, which are a pair of Degus. I haven't killed them yet. My TV died but I got it fixed and am now selling it to pay for a new one, a nice Sony with 1080i and a sweet sweet 16:9 screen. If that means nothing to you, consider the following: Amazing, as always. 1 Comment - Comment on this

Subject: Broken TV Date: August 22nd 2:07PM

So about a month and a half ago I get a call from Panasonic asking me if I want to extend the warranty on my TV another two years for $200. At this point I was switching jobs so money was tight and I'm thinking, this TV will last at least a year or two and by then I'll be ready for an HDTV. So last night, I am watching West Wing and the TV blinks and all of the sudden there is just one bright horizontal line in the middle of the screen. Now I can't get anything but the line, and I am out of my warranty except for the tube, and it probably isn't the tube. So I get to call Panasonic tomorrow and see if I can weasel my way into a new warranty, otherwise I am pretty well screwed as the labor charges at the TV repair place nearest me are insane. I'm going to see if they'll buy it off me since they also sell used TVs, if I get a couple hundred dollars for it I'll be happy. On the plus side, if I can't get this TV fixed, I'm getting a new HDTV tube-based unit with a 3 or 5 year extended warranty. I want a TV I can have for years and not have to worry about it. Something with new HDMI inputs and Widescreen. Mmm, widescreen. Comment on this

Subject: Bad Joke Date: August 21st 12:36PM

So these two beans are in a basket in the back of a truck, when the truck suddenly hits a bump in the road. The two beans fly out, and one of them is ran over by a car. The other bean carries the injured bean to the hospital, where he is taken into surgery. After a couple of hours, a doctor comes out of the operating room to talk to the other bean, who asks "Is he going to make it, Doctor?" to which the Doctor replies "Yes, but he is going to be a Vegetable the rest of his life." HAH! 1 Comment - Comment on this

Subject: InkLink Date: August 20th 8:09PM

This is a fine example of why InkLink may in fact be the best web game ever. That is the best joke ever. Comment on this

Subject: If you enjoyed this, you might also like "Rush Limbaugh's Sing Along Songs". Date: August 20th 7:57PM

I thought it might be something from some fucked up Photoshop Phriday but no, it is completely real. Though, truth be told, I wouldn't mind a fully poseable Bill O'Reilly action figure. 1 Comment - Comment on this

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